Can Kimchi Make Me Pregnant?

I've been craving Korean, something I never even thought about eating until I met Mr. Right.  Good thing I married a guy from a tradition that has great food!  Once we actually have a child, he or she will be well fed between our two heritages, that's for sure. At any rate, while we were eating our yummy Korean dinner, I had a crazy thought.  Maybe, just maybe, Mr. Right's swimmers consider my uterus to be a hostile environment because I don't eat enough Kimchi.  Yes, infertility has fried my brain.

But I ate up anyway and at least now I have clear sinuses if nothing else.